Don’t Fall Asleep In Sunday School … LOL

 

Boy Starts Poking A Girl With A Pencil In Sunday School . What She Did Next Shocked Everyone , Including The Teacher

 

 

 

” Little April was never best student in Sunday school. She was always falling asleep in class and getting into trouble.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, who sat in the chair behind her, took a pencil and poked her in the rear.

“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our savior?,” but again April didn’t stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and poked her with his pencil again.

“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April.

“very well done” said the teacher.

Then after she fell asleep again the teacher asked April a third question: “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pencil.

This time April jumped up and shouted, “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**” the teacher fainted. “

 

From JustMadeMeLaugh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Obama Refuses To Let What “May Be A Terrible Tragedy” Interfere With His Jokey Speech

Twitter erupted with digital eye-rolls at Obama’s curt mention of the ‘tragedy’ that the Ukrainian government quickly called a ‘criminal case’

 

 

 

 

 

 

” President Barack Obama provoked fury in the U.S. on Thursday by casually devoting less than a minute to the deaths of 295 people aboard a Malaysian airliner, as he began an often jokey 16-minute speech about the need to expand America’s transportation infrastructure.

  There are no confirmed American dead, although it was feared around the time the president made his remarks that as many as 23 U.S. citizens had perished.

  Obama declared in Wilmington, Delaware that ‘it looks like it may be a terrible tragedy,’ but not before enthusiastically declaring that ‘it is wonderful to be back in Delaware.’ “

 

This is what passes for leadership in today’s America … mores the pity .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 10.14.13

Judge Andrew Napolitano Jokes: Government Hookers

 

 

 

 

Published on Jan 8, 2013

” A short, hilarious clip of Judge Andrew Napolitano telling an anecdote about government that is certain to make you laugh! “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Disgruntled Employee Sends A Message In Christmas Lights

This Is Just Too Funny . That Man Deserves A Raise And A Promotion .

” Obama Embraced By Catholics , Romney Dines With Rich People ”

“Zingers fly at Alfred Smith Dinner; Obama supporters not amused by Romney’s humor”

Quote of the day over at Twitchy 

 Darkstar1661 

 ” It should be noted that Romney wasnt the only one tearing it up tonight:

Al Smith: “We are excited that you are here Mr. President, not as excited as we were in 2008…”

Al Smith to Obama: “We recognize that you have some challenges this year. It’s never good when your opponent has produced more sons than you have jobs.” “